GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic boo